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 On the beautiful day of April the 17th 2007, being awake and reasonably sober, my mild schizophrenia (called in this narration Divine Revelation) kicked in and made me create a new belief system called: “The Holy Whatever.”

Unfortunately, the desired-to-be-void Holy Book still has to have a non void, powerful and mind boggling dogmatic system and here is the Holy Book in its entire beauty, presented exactly how the founding father, Dan Micsa (Mentat Billator), received it in his Divine Revelation:

The Holy Book of The Holy Whatever

We either strongly believe or are vehemently opposed to the idea that there are plenty of things or beings which potentially exist somewhere and it is rather difficult to prove their existence and influence on our lives.

The Sign Meaning

"The Holy Sign of our Belief is called The Dilemma because nobody knows what it represents. The 2 spots were pinkish red in the initial Divine Revelation. Some of you wrote about its strong dual-erotic resemblance, signifying the male-female duality but it could as well be a mushroom with 2 spots or a not-so-sober nose and two eyes or the eyes of a well adapted being, camouflaged in a cherry tree at harvest time or it can be everything you want or dream it to be. Who knows and cares what It really means? Many of you decided to draw them in the same color as the outline and that is also correct, like everything that you mildly or strongly believe. To draw the sign, start from the inflexion under left top lobe and then continue drawing the outline clockwise. After this, paint the two spots.

The most important thing: We are strongly against no one!

To become a member of our church you have to do nothing. To be a good Holy Whateverian you have to do all your life whatever you want and you have to report to no one. The Dilemma isn’t copyrighted, so use it but don’t abuse it; pay a pious respect when you draw it!

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I should give thanks to Way-Too-Happy Mworia The Insignificant (the laical name) for his worthless help.